Unbelievable Thoughtscapes

The Phantom Footsteps of the Witty Ghost Writer

↓ There goes another 'hooray' echoing in the sock drawer, not even the cat knows why.

↓ Did you ever wonder if rubber ducks ever ask existential questions while floating in the bathtub?

↓ Midnight conversations with a pen and an imaginary giraffe yield surprisingly profound insights, if you speak their language.

↓ If ghosts can write, why are all their books in invisible ink? An unsolved mystery of the ages.

Adventures Beyond the Gumball Forest

Once, there was a town made entirely of gumballs. People were sticky, but they were joyful.
Phantom footsteps tell tales of yore when sock-goose contests were held at dawn.

If you ever see the sock-specter behind the dryer, remember to ask it where its other self went. (The dryer is a great place for existential rubber ducks as well.)

Journey to the Next Silky Saga
A Wistful Encounter with Wandering Footwear