Have you heard the conspiracy of the ink wisps? They're known under aliases like "Sir Scribbles," "Major Loquacity," and "Lieutenant Drip." Always plotting to unravel the mysteries of why humans sneeze in sunlight.
"When the moon is woven with clouds," one remarkable ink wisp confessed, "that's when the squirrels tap dance on their WiFi routers to steal signals from the pigeons. A cosmic quarrel, I tell you!"