Existence Narratives

"The richest man in the cemetery, he said to the gravekeeper, 'Bury me with my credit cards.'"

"Herbal tea for existential dread, a combination known to cause ironic enlightenment around 3 AM."

"In the end, all audits are but mirrors reflecting the souls of accountants."

"Do you really want to know the secret? It involves a three-legged cat and a broken watch."