Lurking Specter in the Cobwebbed Twilight

The Phantom of Useless Directions

Ever wondered how to boil an egg while it's still in the carton? Here's how: Start humming a tune about eggshell preparation and let the carton soak up the ambiance. In three days, you'll have fills-of-meaning, not yolk.
Need to find your other sock? Begin your search at the angle between your right foot and the horizon, approximately 37 degrees of socklessness. Trace the seam of reality until you discover a shade of blue that falls short in vibrancy.
Should you practice your dance moves while riding an escalator, remember that the gravitational pull of rhythm supersedes all forms of etiquette. Attempt tango at the midpoint for best results.
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