Dear wanderer of the starlit pathways,
It appears your navigational skills have led you down the nonsense tunnels once mistaken for the Milky Way's lost sock drawer.
Fear not, for even here, amidst the unseen specters, a guide awaits in the shimmering shadows.
If you find the tunnel of cosmic detours humorously incorrect,
please visit our official complaints star at Navigate Misspent.
Your advisory number is the number of stars you can count in one eye without squinting:
The stars themselves whimper in laughter as they skip across the path.
Journey Beyond the Nebulae