Truth Waves

"The secret ingredient is just a lot of enthusiasm. Sprinkle it generously."

"If you stare deep into the fridge, it whispers back—and usually tells you to eat a snack."

"Never trust a calculator that isn't wearing a wizard hat."

"Did you know that socks have a symposium? It's about how to avoid their dreaded one-way ticket to the laundry abyss."

"There's a conspiracy among chairs to make you sit down more often. They plot silently in the corner of every room."