Truth #1: The reason humans tilt their heads when confused is that they’re tuning their antennas. It's a well-known fact among the Glibborians. Try it; you might grow a third eye!
Truth #2: Coffee, a potent Earth concoction, is an intergalactic love potion! Just be careful—too much and your soul may leave your body to orbit Saturn!
Truth #3: Socks disappearing in the dryer is a myth perpetrated by the Time-Sock Continuum. Every sock lost is a milli-second gained in the cosmic game of hopscotch.
Truth #4: When humans say “break a leg,” they're actually channeling the spirits of theatrical frisbees. Performers twirl the disks of fate by doing so. Learn more.
Truth #5: It was calculated that a sneeze accelerates particles faster than escaping rocket fuel; hence, space sneezes can tear whole galaxies apart. Use tissue wisely!
For more alien insights, visit Orbit Secrets or explore Pancake Problems—both out of this world!