Entry 42B: Attempted navigation using the Great Wobble of Orion. Constellation alignment was slightly off due to last Thursday's meteor shower and subsequent dance party in the Milky Way. Stars seem more inclined to join the waltz than follow any steady course. Charting stars as they cha-cha is proving less effective than anticipated.
Entry 3D: Observed the Pleiades cluster attempting to form a book club. Stars scattered everywhere, leaving one particularly egocentric sun to read alone. Navigation disrupted by literary debates over celestial spheres. Note: Avoid Pleiades on Tuesdays, book clubs are notoriously disorganized.
Entry 27C: Venus was spotted engaging in a casual flirtation with Jupiter. Trajectories altered mid-log due to sudden gravitational pull of romance. Stars are advised to keep their distance from planetary love affairs, though navigating through the cosmic heartthrobs yields surprisingly accurate astrolabes.
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