Welcome to the trunk of the universe! Here we observe the ancient rituals of Time-Twiddling. Ever wondered why Mondays are universally disliked? We suspect they might be the calendar's version of a cold shower. Explore this mystery further.
In these parts, doodles occasionally come alive, particularly during the equinox of Pancake Tuesdays. Let us ceremoniously flip a pancake and discuss the elusive art of Procrastinology.
Legend has it that every time you yawn, a star gets its diploma from the cosmic academy. Isn't that sufficient motivation to stay awake? Probably not. Read more about this stellar conundrum.
Join us in our annual celebration of Unpredictable Naps. The revered masters of this art have perfected the technique of snoozing while sitting upright, with one eye open for potential snack opportunities.
Etiquette requires that you not ask how we measure the length of a thought, but let’s just say it involves a lot of string and an absence of distracting cat videos. Learn about our measurement system.
As we drift away in this realm of whimsy, remember: every serious topic has a potentially hilarious tangent. Especially those involving quantum sandwiches. May your day be as bright as a three-horned unicorn in a field of glitter!