Entry #42 from the year 3125: Time travel etiquette requires more than a bowler hat and a charming smile. I once caused a Victorian tea party to spontaneously convert into a ginger snap wrestling match. They still owe me one sugar cube.
Entry #37 from the year 2570: Met my great-great-granddaughter, who informed me that family trees are now holograms. Apparently, we once owned an oak tree that just didn't want to be remembered. All very Ted, and I mean the world-renowned Tree Philosopher Ted.
Entry #12 from the year 2024: Discovered that in a future life, people will argue over pineapple on pizza like they're debating intergalactic trade treaties. I still maintain that alien cuisine incorporates more vinegar, less pineapple. But who could blame the Martian palate?
Entry #8 from the year 1985: An unexpected pit stop happened when I accidentally disrupted a Van Halen concert, mistaking my tricorder for an amplifier. But my air guitar remained unchallenged in the temporal smoke and strobe lights.