Price: 42 Quantum Scribbles
Description: For when your words lose meaning, and irony becomes too ironic. Capable of decoding the unspeakable and speaking the unspeakable.
Seller: The Left-Handed Fork of Destiny
Price: 7 Invisible Raindrops
Description: Perfect for those days when reality dissolves. Provides coverage against existential downpours.
Seller: The Parchment of Perpetual Procrastination
Price: 3 Days, 5 Nights
Description: For those who write in the margins of time. Suffused with the irony of moments lived and moments imagined.
Seller: The Suspended Soup Spoon