Cosmic Tales of Old

Once upon a time, in an era that never quite existed, the stars conspired to write tales of such magnitude, even the black holes yawned in disbelief. Here, amidst the cosmic dust, a fairy once tried to solve quantum mechanics using only a wand and a coffee break.

The treasure of these tales lies not in their moral or the heroes they flaunt, but rather in the irony embedded in their very fabric. For who needs a hero when you have a well-timed eclipse?

Wander through these pages, if you dare, and discover a universe where mermaids critique existential philosophy, and ogres run ethical startups. Beware, the cosmic depths await your keen observation, or perhaps your fulfilling obsolescence.

Indeed, the stars have a wicked sense of humor. Click here to reveal more cosmic irony, or dive deeper into the whispers of the abyss.