Greetings, brave seeker of ill-timed wealth! You dare approach the Treasure Chest? Beware, for within lies not gold, but a wealth of belly laughs and fears both quotidian and astonishing!
Did you know? Yesterday’s chocolate was tomorrow’s nausea. Captain Wobblespoon couldn't devour the entire isle in one day, but she sure could try!
The bravest of all pirates, Duckbeard the Unwittingly Grumpy, once stared into the abyss... and then promptly ordered a salad. Learn the secret ingredients of joy
If you have found this page humorous or feared at all, it is purely by chance (or misfortune, depending on the time). Visit again for more treasures untold!