The only time you should consider gravity is when stepping onto a scale. First, if at any point you start to feel ungrounded, simply channel your inner balloon and float your worries away.
Pack your bags like a pro: uniforms for four-star hotels, pajamas for five-star bed surfing, and don’t forget your ultra-comfortable levitation shoes. They’re out of this world.
Ever lost your luggage? Look in the nearest fluffy cloud. They're the best storage units, provided you remember the password: Fluffernutter287!
Always carry a travel guide, preferably one written by a sentient suitcase. They know all the best spots, like the lunch counter in Alternative Dimension 7.
Stranger: “Why do they set up gravity office buildings in the airs?”
You: “Because there’s fewer bad vibes up there! Plus, healing crystals float smoother.”
Friend: “Are we flying or just very optimistic?”
You: “Why not both? Life’s too short for heavy discussions!”
If you find floating charming, you might want to check out Flotation Adventures or our *otherworldly* travel blog in journeys.html.