Welcome, intrepid explorer, to the comprehensive guide on places that don't quite exist but insist they do. Here lies the map of our dreams—literally, as you'll dream of these places:
Cryog Barren: A land claimed to be eternally frozen, fiercely debated by locals on the exact temperature of the lemonade stands. Recent investors suggest moving the capital to a warmer place—like anywhere else.
The Upsidedown Woods: It's lumberjacks complain of losing gravity, and tourists routinely leave with more questions than they arrived with—usually written on their palms in unknown scripts.
Sunny Side Abyss: A paradox wrapped in gloom, where sunshine apparently curves and bends like a well-behaved pet before its owner’s tirade. Entry denied if you're carrying optimism.
The Talebearer's Archipelago: Coasts so confusing that maps contradict themselves; islands vanish according to the whims of the tides—or possibly the whims of the cartographers.
If you've gotten this far, you might just have what it takes to join the esteemed Society of the Lost Path, where every member is guaranteed to be a member in good standing—or at least a member.