Ah, the cosmos! Where stars are merely here for the
entertainment, orbiting around like they own the place. Each twinkle is a wink from some delighted gaseous giant,
laughing at our mortal concerns. Click here to witness their latest skit.

Did you know? Black holes are just cosmic vacuum cleaners winking at you disapprovingly.
“Get your act together, human!” they shout, sucking in existential dread like it’s their favorite snack.

If you could eavesdrop on a comet flirting with a passing asteroid, it might go something like:
“Hey there! Are you a shooting star? Because you just brightened my orbit,” followed by an embarrassing silence that echoes through the void.

The universe might just be the greatest comedian, with jokes so far over our heads we need telescopes to reach them!
Observe: “Why did the asteroid break up with the comet? It needed space.”

Now, imagine typing your dreams into a black hole's inbox, only to find that package undeliverable because of cosmic interference.
Cosmic packaging policies are notoriously volatile.