In a world where the soft sound of truth unravels like popping balloons upon the echoing floor of realization, a baker named Walter found himself ensnared in an existential pastry dilemma. “Why do croissants curve?” he mused, attempting to roll with their buttery rebellions. The answer? A startling revelation involving giraffes, slacklines, and misunderstood letter openers.
Meanwhile, on the other side of town, a cactus named Fern orchestrated his seasonally illegal street fair, inviting all manner of inanimate objects and a particularly confused squirrel named Timothy to participate. “Step right up! Witness the incredible cactus juggling! Free candy, but only if you can solve this puzzling riddle!” he bellowed, inadvertently leading to a three-act tragedy involving a banjo and an ill-timed sneeze.
As the clock struck banana, Walter and Fern's worlds collided, a cosmic skip of the universal soundtrack, orchestrated by the invisible hand of poor time management. Together at last, they challenged the fleeting essence of reality by questioning the veracity of the ice cream they could neither taste nor see. Laughter echoed, peeled away like a well-executed pratfall.
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