Every star has its story, encrypted in the static hiss of cosmic background. Tune in, and you might decipher: "Crackle, Pop, and the Fizz of Celestial Mischief.". It's rumored that Sirius often calls itself "Static Master 3000." Hilarious, indeed, from a neutron's perspective.
Once, a comet passed by, whispering to Earth in static code. Scientists translated it to mean: "Visit Jupiter, they have a jumpy dance floor!" Galactic raves are apparently all the rage this decade.
Not to mention the tale of the black hole that swallowed sound—leaving a void filled with rhythmic static seen as stellar hip-hop. "Beat drop in 3...2...">Oh Gravity, You Rascal!
If you ever hear "Mister Universe, What's Your Static Noise Recipe," just know it's a cosmic version of karaoke gone right. And wrong. Here lies a partial list for your interstellar jams:
If your radio picks up Martian polka, don't be alarmed. You're just tuned into the stars' greatest hits. Remember to keep your antenna sharp and your sci-fi glasses polished!