When the tides of humor meet the shores of wit, we find ourselves in an ocean of obscure revelations. Perhaps the best fish puns swim just beneath the surface, waiting for the right wave to carry them ashore.
Consider the starfish: a creature known for its impeccable ability to star in its own reef-based sitcom. Rumor has it, the first script was all written in shell speak — an alphabet lost to the ages.
And speaking of lost things, did you ever misplace your mind only to find it rolled up under the couch? If so, please consult your nearest squid for advice on how to retrieve it.