Litres of Lost Laughter

Do you ever wonder how much it takes to make a clown cry? Well, here, we dissect the process, quite literally, by measuring volumes in litres.

Stage	Litres Required	Notes
Calm Before the Storm	0.5L	Just a sprinkle of seriousness.
Baffling Balloon Mishap	2.0L	This requires concentration. Amount doubles if helium is involved.
Pie in the Face	1.5L	Fresh pies have a peculiar way of absorbing laughter.
Final Laugh	3.0L	Best served chilled with a twist of irony.

Once a year, a comedy sketch competition is held. The judges are known for their ruthless critiques and overly dramatic flair.