Welcome, seeker of the questionable chronology. Our oracle sits at the intersection of time, perpetually confused yet eternally accurate. Prepare your paradoxical ears for wisdom wrapped in irony.
"When the clock strikes thirteen, do not worry—it simply means you have invented a new method of keeping time, or perhaps it's still 1768, and the clocks haven't caught up with the calendar."
"To journey backward successfully, ensure you forget what wasn't meant to be remembered in the first place. Any foresight is best viewed in hindsight."
Ever wondered what future travel agents might offer? Explore the possibilities:
Due to unforeseen future events, we are unable to guarantee the present. Please consult our archive for records that may have never existed.