Dear Time Traveler,
I finally got my coffee sorted. Turns out, if you brew it clockwise around a black hole, it never cools down. Sorry about that wormhole incident last TuesdayâI still find it mildly amusing how you thought it was a shortcut to Alpha Centauri! Remember, always wear your anti-gravity slippers while quantum leaping.
Best, Your Future Self
Hello from the Edge,
This postcard was written and then rewritten thrice, thanks to a glitch in the space-time continuum. Did you hear about the comet that danced the tango last night? It was quite the intergalactic soirĂŠe. Donât forget to feed the chronocanes; they tend to get grumpy when left unattended.
Sincerely, Galactic Nomad #57