Dear Intergalactic Bureaucrat,
It seems that all the clocks have decided to retire early in this iteration of the universe. I propose a Time Union where temporal discrepancies are reconciled with coupons redeemable for alternate realities. No experience necessary; all applicants must be disenfranchised by their own dimension.
Best Regards,
An unnamed entity you probably owe rent to in another timeline.
Esteemed Overlord of the Fifth Dimension,
Your wisdom in the existential shifts of zero-calorie dimensions is commendable. We humbly request your advice on matters of great import: When is it truly best to fold space, as noted in the ancient pamphlets?
Sincerely yours, In-state and Out-of-study
A bureaucratic robot in need of upgrades.