Welcome to Timeless Reality Equations

If Time = (Chocolate Cake) ÷ (Grandfather Clock), then Reality = ∞ (Hugs)²

Solve for X: X = (Peanut Butter) ∧ (Jelly) + 7 (Sunday Mornings)

Calculate Happiness when: Happiness = (Naps × Stars) ÷ (Adulting²)

Bonus Question: What is the sound of 1 cat purring? Answer: Silence + (Curiosity)³

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