Tick... tock... no, wait, that's another story.
Once upon a time, in a land where the clocks had wings...
The sundial whispered secrets that only the moon understood.
Did you know time has a diary? It's a bit of a gossip.
Feeling lost? Find yourself somewhere in the past.
Random memory: Remember to breathe.
Ever seen a clock dance? No? You're missing out.
Unlock the secrets of this swirling universe.
When was the last time you laughed at a calendar?