The Tides Made Me Do It!

"Why does the moon never tell secrets?" - She wondered.
"Its phases would mess up the punchlines utterly." said the tide, roguishly.

Legendary waves have always claimed they'd never scream, but that lighthouse knew better.

Do tides knit the sky? Some say the ocean's threads are made of whispers.
Others swear by its knitting needles, also being lunar socks.
"Try to untangle that philosophy," said Captain Echo, chuckling to his shadow.
For a deeper plunge, synchronize madness with whispers.