Once upon a misplaced sock, fate tangled itself into a pretzel when Gerald attempted a two-handed pastry flip and ended up in a jelly wrestling match.

Meanwhile, at the revolving door of destiny, Susan was accidentally enrolled in a llama yoga class instead of pilates, but she credits this for her inner peace and extraordinary calm around large herbivores.

Do you hear the clockwork humming? That's just destiny attempting to fix its broken wristwatch, which keeps ticking on the wrong agenda.

Will you dare to enter the whims of chance or remain a spectator of this delightful chaos?