Once upon a sine curve, woven with commendable existential dread, a llama named Arthur briefly considered knitting scarves for the cosmos. Alas, the unicorns objected due to unfair thread licensing agreements.
In an obscure dimension known informally as The Looming Intersection, philosophers ponder whether the pixelated cat really does knock down the multi-dimensional glass of orange juice.
🧶 Witticism intermeshed with universal yarn... 🧙♂️
Has the loquacious spindle turned in your favor today?