"Oh, dear universe,
It's time for me to flare out
and not to burn in.
I've spent billions of years thinking
about when this moment would come.
All my elements are fused in this existential crisis.
"You think a black hole could make a stellar exit like me?
Hah! Let's face it, a white dwarf is my true bright legacy.
So long and thanks for all the gravity, folks.
And remember: when you see a star twinkle,
it's just me laughing from the interstellar buffet."