"I tried giving up sarcasm, but it was too difficult. How do you make an angry cat smile?"
"The universe is made up of jokes, refracted through prisms of cosmic irony."
"If life gives you lemons, trade them for oranges. Or make lemon pie. Your choice."
"Ever wondered if fish can really hear the ocean? Or is it just a clever marketing strategy?"
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. And so begins our journey."
"Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."