Welcome, young Path Dabbler. Before you reach the heights of Unseen Knowledge, there are Rites—awkward, nerdy, yet strangely satisfying—we must traverse. Your initiation begins by performing the Dazzling Dot Display, which involves nothing more than bubbling with fervor and almost forgetting where your left foot goes.
Next, we shall untangle the mythical Thread of Meaning. With one single pull, right or left—we shall see! But be warned, if you trip, there is a moose watching, and it’ll judge.
Perform the Secret Dance → Hear the Legend of Moses →