Ever felt the desire to push a button and not know why? You came to the right spot.
Step 1: Ensure you are standing on one foot while blinking rapidly.
Step 2: Gently touch the button only after counting to 42, which may not be related to this in any way.
Step 3: If the button turns a different color, remember not to remember why it did that.
Step 4: Consider painting your toenails purple before meowing three times.