Day 1; Distance Voidward 0.42 parsecs; Discovered a star cluster reminiscent of Aunt Marge's infamous goulash aftertaste. Bold-gravied yet navigable. Marked for future interferometric hilarity.
Moonbeam's Captain's Log: Discovered a rogue comet spontaneously pulling off a tight spin. Radiation belts oscillated to jazz rhythms. Debating whether to apply this to ballroom dance prowess or step up our cosmic visas.
Encountered Venusaurides – not pokémon, alas, but luminous asteroids resembling ancient pachyderms. Communications Officer Thompson insists on preparing a trumpet symphony in their honor. Reallocating ship resources to audio initiatives.