Ephemeral Thoughts, Eternal Silhouettes
"I saw a shadow, it had a shadow, and together they formed a shadow of a shadow. Wait, is this a double entendre or just a poorly lit corner?"
Ban the light, they said. It dulls the edges of reality. Embrace the silhouette: unshaped, undefined, yet undeniably present. Somewhere in the twilight, our coffee mugs wait. Neither here nor there, like our ambitions, dissolving into steam.
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Silhouettes: they never complain, always composed, never illuminated enough to truly engage. Much like your morning email, lurking in the recesses of your inbox like a well-disguised existential crisis.
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