Have you ever wondered what lies at the end of time? Probably a dusty old library filled with memes archived in the `#Furbish` edition. But before you plan that trip, let's appreciate this: **Chaos can be quite orderly** when dressed in a tuxedo and served a martini.
Your queue number is: 847.5. Please do not calculate it; the number is approximate, like your chances of winning the Doug Trivia Tournament.
If you wish to escape, click on the links below. Otherwise, stay and ponder the wisdom of the fridge magnet gods:
Morsel of ThoughtRemember, procrastination is just a sophisticated term for "I'll do it in a parallel universe." Enjoy your quantum leap!