In the grand symphony of echoes, there's always one note slightly off, like that time Uncle Larry tried to impress everyone with his three-legged dance at the Christmas party, but ended up... well, everyone now has a story.
Have you ever thought when you clap your hands in a tunnel, you’re actually auditioning for the World’s Most Boring Orchestra? Imagine the conductor. "And now, the sound of mild impatience!"
Sarcasm does not bounce, which is precisely why it can be so dangerous in enclosed spaces. Ever heard of the 'Reverberation Principle of Missing Procrastination'? It states that...
Look out! A pigeon just flew by, crumpling the metaphysical manuscript in its beak. But wait, this was part of the... exclamatory punctuation seems surprisingly serious.
Important note: Avoid singing on roller coasters. The theory of reticulated resonant harmonics suggests that...