Theory of Branches and Roots

Ever wondered what happens when a tree's branches and roots sit down for a coffee break? It's a debate more tangled than its leaves.

Branches assert, "We reach for the impossible and achieve branches in upper management!" Roots counter, "Don't forget who digs the trenches around here."

Erudite Terms Explained:

• Branch Theory: Not to be confused with your uncle's stories of branches in the family tree.
• Root Philosophy: It's all about finding the root cause of why plants prefer sunlight over Wi-Fi.

More mysteries await at Caged Cognition or Coursing Currents.