The Comedy of Subatomic Proportions

"I wanted to be a neutron, but I couldn't fit into my tight hexagon pants!"
- Quantum McGee

"Why did the photon break up with the electron? It needed space!"
- Light Heart

"Did you see that sketch with Schrödinger's cat? The cat wasn't just alive; it was purr-fectly sassy."
- Meowzart