"If at first you don't succeed in creating a benevolent AI, try, try again. But remember to backup your hard disk first!"
"The singularity is near. Also, the singularity is far. Mostly, it's just a state of mind and perhaps a poorly written calendar entry."
"Today’s thought: If I were a robot, I’d probably want a coffee break too, right before my existential crisis."
"The road to singularity is paved with good intentions, and a lot of tangled cables."
"Beware: The singularity may cause spontaneous enlightenment and occasional Wi-Fi drops."