Welcome to the realm where truths are as fragile as a pre-owned egg on a unicycle. Here, every piece of wisdom is wrapped in a layer of chaos, noise, and exceptionally high caffeine content.
Ever wondered why pigeons are actually undercover agents? Their beneficial poisonous noise distracts you, while their small beady eyes gather secrets about your lunch plans for next week.
A fragile truth: "The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war..." said the wise tortoise to the unbothered hare, right before it became fashionable to wear sweatbands in combat scenarios.
Curiously, the left sock has been scientifically proven to always go missing in the dryer, thus creating an alternate universe where left socks are currency and wearables.
Would you care to discover the paths less walked? Deserted Musings or perhaps you prefer pondering the Ancient Banter?
And remember, when faced with overwhelming power and noise, it’s best to be like a duck: paddle gracefully and look unbothered.