ACT I:
Enter, contemplating existentialism, or was... it a dog?

[Scene 1: A peculiar rumor]
“Trebles in leisure, quibbles in measure,” sighed the stagehand with secret motives.

 
Standby. The moon misplaced a cue... or perhaps a script?

Have you heard? The director left treadmill running. Should've done a routine check... Our leading role:
[Error 404: Not Found Yet]

[Scene 2 flashes errant]
An aisle pas seul... swayed by quandary.

Pause. Silence... waits in the wings, clutching a toolkit. Maintenance called.

For more unimportant updates:
Curtain Falls... Eventually

And in unison, they asked:
"Is this a reminder of popcorn, or a forewarning of croutons?"