✦ Disjointed Signals ✦ The universe hums in bureaucratic whispers, your ID number awaiting in the stars. Lost coordinates, but destiny's postal service assures delivery in 7-10 light-years. Galactic wanderers debate the merits of terrestrial coffee brands. Why negotiate with aliens when they offer unsolicited friendship at warp speed? Asteroids are nature's way of saying, "You can't park here."
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