In the beginning, the universe wasn't chaotic. It was meticulously organized, labeled, and boxed into very large filing cabinets. Each star a dot in an unwritten cosmic spreadsheet, each galaxy an elaborate PowerPoint presentation left unsaved. But then, someone spilled coffee on it.

Welcome to our celestial helpdesk. Here, we help arrange the universe's files, one supernova at a time. Would you like to talk to your past self through quantum entanglement? Sit tight; your call is important to us.