There comes a moment in every human's life when they must confront the most terrifying reality of all:
The unyielding inevitability that—despite what Jane Austen might have you believe—Mr. Darcy is simply not dropping by to solve today's existential tweet crisis.
The unspeakable monster residing in your sock drawer? Spoiler alert: it's actually mismatching laundry gnomes! Yes, their plot to ensure every sock leads a solitary, mismatched existence is as elaborate as it is diabolically pointless.
Why is it impossible to eat a single crisp without devouring the entire packet? The thinker Descartes never pondered this, but rumour suggests a correlation with quantum snack physics. Perhaps in another galaxy, they use self-sealing slides.
Hungry for more? Discover the irony of universally avoided truths in our Opaque Reality.
Sneak into the grocery aisles where air rules supreme over potato thanks to innovations in Packaging Artistry.