In a world adorned with darkness, where silent toddlers scream for reasons unknown, the glow emerges.
It's like that mysterious refrigerator light, always on, never seen by the beholder except in rumors.
Do you hear the glow speaking? No? You might be one of the lucky ones.
Once upon a midnight dreary, our protagonist, a humble glow-skeptic named Bob, pondered
the existential crisis of his florescent IKEA lamp.
Bob: "To glow or not to glow, that is the question."
Too bad the lamp only replied with flickering silence and a slight hum of remorse.
Discover more of Bob's lamentations here.
As the silent screams echoed through the void, the glow etched whispers
of nuclear kittens and karaoke tacos onto the fabric of cosmic absurdity.
Was it a post-apocalyptic survival guide or just another IKEA manual?
Either way, it's unwittingly highlighted in fluorescent yellow.
Seek the light or avoid the glow, the choice is yours. Just remember,
loneliness is most daunted by overly affectionate house plants.
Join the glow revolution and sprinkle some humor into the void.
Sound advice from a mannequin, perhaps? Absolutely.