Welcome to the universe's grimiest cosmic ledger, featuring the last words of our burning celestial friends. Don't worry; they're not too shy to share their failures and regrets. Grab a cup of starlight tea and dive in!
"Exploding? Finally doing what I was meant to do!"
📍 Coordinates unknown, last sighted burning bridges, perhaps rebuilding them on the way out.
"A million miles in a single tweet. Now if only I could tweet... "Shine bright like a gas giant, they said. It'll be fun, they said."
📍 Drifting in a cosmic echo, turning slowly in sarcasm.
"Retirement to a black hole? That’s just a myth, right?"
📍 Once thought the workshop of stars, now a quiet void.