Once upon a decision-making node:
In the world of strict binaries, there lurks a sinister alternative: the ternary operator. It silently questions your choices while dangling possibilities like a carrot before a bewildered rabbit.
function ternaryDecision(choice) {
return choice === 'YES' ? 'Maybe' : (choice === 'NO' ? 'Definitely Not' : 'Undecided');
}
Why choose when you can overthink?
<?php
// A ternary in PHP, lost in translation
$fate = ($decision === 'right') ? 'left' : 'further right';
echo "Do what feels recursively right: $fate";
?>
The irony is in the infinite loop of conditional choices.
Decode the irony: