Dear You, from the Other Place

Greetings, Relic Collector!

Although it appears you've misplaced the Directive of Temporal Arrangements (we do recommend its retrieval), I must say—spending eons in Espace Verdant sounds a little derivative, don't you think?

By now, you probably know that time is but a illusion stretched over our parallel realities like cling film over a particularly bumpy pie. I was just finishing off last Tuesday's lunch when I spotted your absence on the Fifth Dimension's most-wanted list.

Anyway, should you wish to summon forgotten memories or just need a good giggle, consider visiting Multiverse Café for a cup of Reality Blender.

P.S. Have you figured out how to spin the Quantum Suet Pudding yet? It’s a treat for the dimensional palate!