"To fill the void, simply check box #42 on Form T-SG-386..."
Once, in the gallant expanse of temporal dreams, a committee of stardust-simmered suit jackets convened. Their task? To rebrand the universe with a seasonal flavour – perhaps Earthly Vanilla or as the interns suggested, Caffè Nebuloso.
In our desperate march towards enlightenment, were we truly prepared to decipher the API documentation written by the Zardoxian elders? Or, as time loops infinitely, do we find solace in celestial emojis that punctuate the universe's sprawling text message?
Let us not forget the practical challenges of intergalactic travel brochures, whispering ironic truths: "Our complimentary star maps won't mislead you, they just rearrange perceptions of the map itself ... also, please do not feed the black holes."