Mad Tales at the Tea Party

Gather 'round, oh subtle cynics, who spin tales of ridiculousness.

To brew the perfect madness, strengthen your brew:

• Take one sprightly sow, and coax it to sing.
• Crush seven bewildered bees into a comical jug of dreams.
• Pour three cups of sardonic wisdom into the pot of laughs.

Let steep until the moon shifts four shades of purple. Then serve with a side of absurdity.

Prepare a plate of lunatic biscuits:

1. Combine two cups of eccentric flour with a pinch of lost rhymes.
2. Add a Stick of Butter, and chant affirmations to the butterflies.
3. Ensure a balance of sweet confusion, sprinkle with zest of unexpected truths.

Bake until the tea spills secrets of long-forgotten fairytales.